My eight-year-old niece and I are having a silly hair Christmas Eve. We’ll see whether the other adults stop me from wearing my hair this way to Mass. I want to see whether the nuns react.

Structure made of two differently sized hair donuts, stacked on each other. Tissue instead of colored hairspray. Niece drew the buttons and nose, and glued on wiggly eyes and the Hersey kiss hat. Pipe cleaner scarf.